Signpost of the Apocalypse #2
...Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, sarcastic, cynical and vicious hero of the "Hellblazer" comic book series. I'm telling you right now, if any of you go see this movie I will personally visit your homes and it won't be pretty.
(This may seem like a rather weak threat but, as Resistance Force Independent Affiliates know, personal appearances by Crowbar are rare and not usually a sign of anything good.)
(This may seem like a rather weak threat but, as Resistance Force Independent Affiliates know, personal appearances by Crowbar are rare and not usually a sign of anything good.)
posted by Crowbar at 12:40 a.m.
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Crowbar: So, like, I almost got dragged to this latest trendy bit of Xtian-Fascist Sermon/Scare-Tactic Propaganda yesterday, but my own chorus of voices sternly implored me to make up a convincing but pus-related excuse not to the local Contagionplex for exposure.
I was able to resist the sad but implored socialization request. On reflection, the voices where those of a familiar duo, Reason and Basic-Taste. But this time they were also accompanied this time by a faint reverberation that added some body to their contribution - a little noise called "What would Crowbar do?"
And it dawned upon me that, silly rabbits, there will be no 'Apocalypse,' only natural and man-made events that will undergo heavy signal-processing by hegemonic religious zealots to ensure the Masses remain receptively deferential and keep making their minimum payments to keep their Arbitrary Value System running smoothly. When you count up the box-office receipts at the end of the day, can you not but wonder if that isn't the Real passion of the christ? [yer pal Bonez]
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