Today's Favourite Headline

You know, I read a lot of news (some might say 'to excess', like everything else Crowbar does) and most of the time it's just "yeah, yeah, yeah, no shock there, big surprise, blah, blah". However I can honestly say that I was not expecting this headline when I got home tonight:

Korn Guitarist Finds God, Leaves Band

For some reason, that made me laugh out loud. It seemed to make The Onion a bit redundant today.