Sunday, May 01, 2005

I Can See The Future!

Hi there Resistance Force Members!

It's been a while, as Crowbar has been away on a mission to further her attempts to solidify the Resistance around the world. We (the HQ Staff) happen to know that she has a draft update prepared to let you in on what all our various force contingents are doing. There's been a slight delay getting it to you, however, as we've all been very busy here watching the Senate Foreign Relations Committee duke out the nomination of one Mr. John Bolton to the United Nations. If you're not a regular CSpan watcher, may we recommend you take the time to watch some of the hearings?

John Bolton Senate Confirmation Hearings

If you haven't been watching any of this you may be missing the background on what is primed to become the US's next ticking time bomb in the UN. Might not seem real interesting now, but it sure does rise to the forefront when you consider he'll be the voice of the US on issues like North Korea, Syria, Iran and non-proliferation. Wanna understand why the next war happens? Watch Mr. Bolton now and get a preview.

That should keep you busy until we can decode and declassify Crowbar's communique over the next day or so.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cookies are lacking stealth and the spatula, its usual THWAP in the absence of resistance force militante.. we shall keep covert and continue conspiratorial efforts in the meantime while events of bolton related matters conspire...

12:03 a.m.  

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