Structural integrity compromised. Send Sudafed...
"It appears the forces of The Dark Side(TM) have infiltrated Crowbar HQ and introduced some sort of biological agent. I am weak, coughing, sneezing, congested, and possibly feverish. The Dark Side forces may also be attempting to maintain an environmental stress factor, in that the temperature is impossibly cold. Finally, they are keeping up the pressure by ensuring Crowbar HQ never has hot water, so I cannot do the only thing that might alleviate my misery, that being bringing my core temperature up in a bath.
Even my faithful Feline Unit, Chisel, appears to be under the weather. Damn those Dark Side forces! Biological warfare is just low..."
Chisel: Crowbar Feline Unit [picture by Ruk]
Fortunately, Crowbar's secret agent training has prepared her for such eventualities and she has kicked in Operation Virus-Smasher. This involves playing old-school reggae & dancehall at high volumes in order to create the illusion of a warmer climate and relaxation (baffling behaviour from a Dark Side perspective), staying out of uniform all day, and watching old intelligence tapes on television. The following coded message was found in Boyz 'N the Hood: "Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care what's going on in the hood." Too true, too true. Of course we've long known Ice Cube is one of us....
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